Interview with ZAFT PILOT Shinn Auska



Editor: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to THE DRUGGIES SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE. *a bunch of fangirl screams from the crowd* Tonight our beloved trio will be interviewing SHINN AUSKA  from GUNDAM SEED DESTINY.  Now I’d like a big round of applause for ORGA SABNAK, CLOTHO BUER, and SHAAAAAAANI ANDRAS!

Fangirl Clapping and screaming as Orga, Clotho, and Shani walk on stage

Orga: Welcome one and all to another wonderful evening spent with yours truly and company! We have had a request to interview Shinn Auska so that is who we are interviewing tonight! Let’s have a big round of applause for Shinn Auska!!

Fangirl Clapping and screaming as Shinn walks on stage and takes a seat.

Orga: Welcome to our show Shinn! How are you doing?

Shinn: Eh, I’m alive.

Clotho: That’s bad?

Shinn: Sometimes.

Orga: Hey be glad you’re alive. We were killed off in Gundam Seed!

Shinn: I guess.....

Shani: Are you emo?

Shinn: NO!

Shani: Calm down it was just a question.

Shinn: Humph.

Orga: Anyways, first question Shinn: Did you really have feelings for Stella? Be honest now.

Shinn: Yes.

Orga: Really? We met her and she didn’t seem very...er...sane.

Shinn: She’s a CPU just like you guys!

Clotho: No way man, we’re on drugs, they have a weird hibernation thingy where they go to sleep and loose their memories.

Shinn: But you guys come from the same lab right?

Clotho: Er...ya.

Orga: Hey, we’re suppose to be interviewing you! Not the other way round! So, Shinn there are people out there who think your love for Stella was a romantic love, and there are some people out there who think it was a brotherly love. Which was it?

Shinn: I....haven’t really figured that out yet....

Shani: Come on how hard could it be?

Shinn: If you never experienced this kinda thing before how the hell would you know?

Shani: Just ask yourself this question: Do I want to have sex with her? If the answer is yes then you are in love, if the answer is no, then it is brotherly love. It’s that simple.

Orga: Shani, you have got to think before you speak. This show WAS family oriented until you and your big mouth started yammering away.

Shani: It’s the way I am. Well Shinn? Would you want to have se-(gets a warning look from Orga)-er I mean...well you know..the ‘S’ word with her?

Shinn:Er..I...uh...well....heh....maybe?

Shani: I’m not getting anywhere with you am I?

Clotho: Just forget it Shani. The relationship between Shinn and Stella shall always be a big mystery.

Orga: Hey Shinn, Lunamaria wanted to tell me that she dumps you.

Shinn: What!? Why!?

Orga: She’s my girlfriend now.

Shinn: Damn!

Orga: Sorry dude, you win some and you loose some.

Clotho: Shinn, how much do you hate Cagalli?

Shinn: I cannot describe the fury and hate I feel when I so much as see her face or hear her voice.

Orga: Careful what you say Shinn, Cagalli is Shani’s girlfriend. He’ll get mad.

Shani: SHE’S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Orga: Shani, denial is a terrible thing.

Shani: How many times do I have to tell you that she is not my girlfriend? What do I have to say to get you to believe me?

Shinn: I think they just say that to bother you.

Shani: You think so?

Shinn: Ya, if you stop making a big deal out of it and agree with them I’m sure they’ll stop.

Shani: Well it’s worth a shot. Orga, Clotho, you are right. Cagalli is my girlfriend.

Orga: HA! I KNEW IT! CALL THE MEDIA CLOTHO! THIS IS THE BIG SCOOP THEY’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!!

Shani: W-What!?

Shinn: Uh oh. I better get outta here.

Shinn runs off stage

Shani: Ya, you better run!

Angry Shani runs after Shinn

Orga: Haha, this is awesome. Close the curtain. Don’t worry we’ll tell you how this ends up in the next interview.

Curtain Closes